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When bae catches you trying to dispose of a sphere of pure evil only to have it make you bear witness to the horror it has wrought throughout the eons.

chicken pot pie is just spiceless curry in bread

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when they commanded

everybody
rock your body

i was around but i did not do it

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@snake on the bright side, it’s much less likely there’s someone in your walls

@peterpie123 @stef idk i’m just a casual who’s only watched the movies, i enjoyed it

apparently as a server administrator i have (probably flimsily mitigated) access to users’ direct messages. on principle, i would recommend using signal. in practice, can you just save me the trouble and cc me if you’re “privately” sending something i’d want to see?

Underwater emoji art 

@EmojiAquarium damn this one goes crazy

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Where was Gondor when I spilled my soda all over and everybody was looking at me

@stef no yeah just finished that shit was fire, absolutely loved the writing and pacing

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Me: I don't trust other people with my secrets. That's why I came to you.
AI therapist owned by a massive corporation: Tell me more

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@Patricia YAML isn't bad, you just need the right accessory on your laptop to debug. :blobfoxcomputerowonotice:

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@violenceworks made our rats a tiny vintage computer and monitor.

They mainly use it for games and Windows Movie Maker.

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twitter discourse musk 

the bar is already set at 'worst person alive' and yet he keeps finding ways to lower it

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